google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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