let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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Can I color on your dick again?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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