Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
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if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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