I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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