are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Banned from zoo.
Again?
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What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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