I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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