We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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