i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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