Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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