yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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