Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
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Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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