I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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