Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I pour the whiskey from now on
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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