there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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