I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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