I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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