why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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