Non-Jews are for practice
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Drunk is a universal language darling
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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