Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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