I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
did i just pee glitter
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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