Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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