Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
