Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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