its not stalking. its research.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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