i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
handjob tips. give me some.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I had to cum in my sink.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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