sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Everclear isn't food dammit
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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