Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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