Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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