"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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