tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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