When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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