But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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