the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
last night I used snow as a chaser
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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