Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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