We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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