I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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