it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
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I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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