OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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