She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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