Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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