how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Randomize