dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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