? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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