She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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Everclear isn't food dammit
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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