You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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