No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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