I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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