Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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