Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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