she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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