Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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