Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
50% drunk capacity currently
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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