Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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