I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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