someone get that fucking seahorse.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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